One Million Dollars

A conversation I had with Rachel recently:

Me: Rachel, what would you buy with one million dollars?

[Funny look from Rachel]

Shannon: Say a monkey

Rachel: A monkey

Me: How about a fur coat?

Rachel: I  can buy that with my shopping cart.

[Rachel runs to her room to get her shopping cart]

Moral: You don't actually need money to buy things, just a shopping cart.